Not sure what to expect...

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cwnerd12:

eternal wisdom that I try to bring into my life.

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dohrings:

“I love you.”
“I love you, too!”
“We’re gonna be together forever.”
“We’re running off into the sunset.”
“I’ve finally mastered commitment!” 

fyspringfield:

Joe Namath and Johnny Unitas. 

That’s a haircut you can set your watch to.

did-you-kno:

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Hippos are the most vicious animals. They do not wear tutus.

did-you-kno:

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rpgmaker:

thatbatterisaspy:

hairandbeardkommando:

punks not dead

Heosemys spinosa is an endangered species.

punks almost dead

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did-you-kno:

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reverendjohnnymidnite:

doug-glass:

reverendjohnnymidnite:

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beepboopben:

Dear Tumblr,

Have I ever told you how much I am in love with Yula Beeri?

The answer is, ‘absurdly’

Nanuchka - Red (by onemediamusic)

I can’t even begin to explain how much I fucking love this song.

Sure, Yula’s an amazing musician, and an awesome person, and someone very dear to me, but I just want to take this time to appreciate the extremely underrated Roy Gurel. Dude’s an awesome guitar player, and an even better person. Hell, dude gave me a job at a time where it seemed no one one else would. Oddly enough, I was working with Yula.

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Lucky Strano, Ken Thompson, Benji Kotch. Am I doing it right?

Only if you’re making sure they appear in a story you’re telling. It usually begins with, “so…I was talking to [name being dripped] the other day…”

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reverendjohnnymidnite:

soundwantstobefree:

beepboopben:

Dear Tumblr,

Have I ever told you how much I am in love with Yula Beeri?

The answer is, ‘absurdly’

Nanuchka - Red (by onemediamusic)

I can’t even begin to explain how much I fucking love this song.

Sure, Yula’s an amazing musician, and an awesome person, and someone very dear to me, but I just want to take this time to appreciate the extremely underrated Roy Gurel. Dude’s an awesome guitar player, and an even better person. Hell, dude gave me a job at a time where it seemed no one one else would. Oddly enough, I was working with Yula.

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fyspringfield:

What can you come up with?

coolstoryrob:

 

 

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin:

serionsly:

voyagevisuelle:

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

or you know this could be photoshopped

but idk

you tell me

this is alexandrias melon (wow)

it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)

it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds

it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.

its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true

This is the Peppermeloni. Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.

The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.

It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.

This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.

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It’s actually cheap undocumented immigrant labor but who’s counting.

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